|ITK or just a little bit weird?|
It’s over. After weeks and months of rumours and speculation, the summer transfer window has closed and I couldn’t be happier. I do not say this because I am overjoyed with Arsenal’s transfer dealings (I am quite pleased, but more on that later). I say this because transfer windows and all that they entail are perhaps the least pleasurable thing about being a football fan.
It happens every year. Long before the window has even opened, long before any player is able to sign on the dotted line, the rumours begin. Ranging from the barely credible to the outright ludicrous, we are bombarded with idle gossip about player movements from all angles. Which Former Chelsea Star Is Looking To Move This Summer? Liverpool Readying To Snare Sevilla Sensation. Manchester City Poised To Spend 800 Million Pounds To Land Messi’s Ghost.
As the window opens, the speculation only intensifies. Sensational headlines are bandied about in the ever raging battle for clicks. Journalists are given license to spend a couple of months to stretch the truth as far as they can, and in many cases, simply outright lie. They are paid to insult our intelligence. I know what you’re thinking: they wouldn’t do this unless it is what the public wanted. I would submit that this is simply not true. Nobody takes the majority of rumours seriously. They are laughed at and scorned. Would any of us be any worse off if we didn’t see that guy we weren’t really friends with in school share a story on Facebook about Arsenal gearing up to bring back Bendtner?
The unfortunate thing is that this dross is only getting worse and at a rapid rate. Before we only had to worry about news organisations of dubious repute. Now every Tom, Dick and Harry on Twitter has inside information and they sure as heck want you to know about it. The proliferation of ITK accounts is a stain on modern football. How sad do you have to be to pretend you work in a profession as odious as player management?
What annoys me most out of all of this is that there is more than enough drama and excitement during the transfer window without needing to make things up. Just look at Arsenal’s recent window. There was the early and unexpected signing of a much needed defensive midfielder in Granit Xhaka. The torturous attempts at signing a striker, only to be knocked back again and again for our feeble offers. Then, finally, when all looked lost, Mustafi and Perez, who play in the two areas that most needed addressing, were signed. This is without mentioning the players that would leave Arsenal on loan or otherwise over the Summer. It was a busy window before entertaining all of the made-up rumours.
If you gained any genuine pleasure out of reading lie after lie about negotiations and deals that never happened, I feel sorry for you. The reality of the situation is that Arsenal signed three experienced players in the three positions that most needed addressing. That’s what excites me. Seeing new combinations play in pre-season games excites me. Watching the new players take the field for their Premier League debut excites me.
So next time the window opens, join me in shutting out all of the nonsense. Ignore Twitter and news sites. Mute any mention of the words “snare”, “swoop”, “nab”, and all of the other bizarre verbs that only ever appear in transfer articles. Just check in when the window closes to see who has actually been signed. Your blood pressure will be much lower and you’ll have consumed far less nonsense in the meantime.